JIM CANTIELLO
LOL this show.
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On the bright side - I’ve always wanted to hear Dave Matthews sing the National Anthem*.
*Actually, that’s a lie.

LOL this show.

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On the bright side - I’ve always wanted to hear Dave Matthews sing the National Anthem*.

*Actually, that’s a lie.

Last night’s 14-hour ‘American Idol’ premiere presented the usual suspects of hopefuls. To paraphrase judge (and hideous eyewear collector) Randy Jackson at the end of the Savannah, Georgia, trip, ‘We came, we saw, we mocked immigrants’ accents, we patronized and lusted after hot girls, we competently read off of producers’ notes, we conquered.’

Read my full take on “Idol’s” eleventh season premiere HERE!