Well folks, we tried taping a SMASHed finale with two of our best buds on the planet.
But alas, it wasn’t in the cards for a variety of reasons - technical problems, pure exhaustion, a broken corkscrew which limited our wine intake.
Also, WHO PUTS THE FINALE OF A TV SHOW THE SUNDAY NIGHT OF A HOLIDAY WEEKEND? I’m in the country yall. #NoCable #BarelyInternet
The morning after, these two photos (taken and tweeted by @jambajess) are all that remain from our drunken viewing laughfest…
Kenny told stories about his Tony nomination. Brendan fashioned a massive juice box of wine out of bendy straws and ingenuity. Their dog Mabel sighed and rolled her eyes A LOT. (Especially at Debra Messing.)
I’m sorry you all couldn’t have been here.
[Raises wine glass to Kyle’s memory.]
Thanks for watching all these months! It’s been real! (Real sloppy!)
Have you guys been watching @jambajim’s Smashed? Cause this…
If drinking wine was an Olympic sport a la figure skating, I’d win *at least* a silver. I mean, I’ve already mastered the double-handed gulp into the Harajuku girl giggle. And that takes PRACTICE yall.