Well folks, we tried taping a SMASHed finale with two of our best buds on the planet.
But alas, it wasn’t in the cards for a variety of reasons - technical problems, pure exhaustion, a broken corkscrew which limited our wine intake.
Also, WHO PUTS THE FINALE OF A TV SHOW THE SUNDAY NIGHT OF A HOLIDAY WEEKEND? I’m in the country yall. #NoCable #BarelyInternet
The morning after, these two photos (taken and tweeted by @jambajess) are all that remain from our drunken viewing laughfest…
Kenny told stories about his Tony nomination. Brendan fashioned a massive juice box of wine out of bendy straws and ingenuity. Their dog Mabel sighed and rolled her eyes A LOT. (Especially at Debra Messing.)
I’m sorry you all couldn’t have been here.
RIP Smash.
[Raises wine glass to Kyle’s memory.]
Thanks for watching all these months! It’s been real! (Real sloppy!)
xoxoxxoxoxo
The latest SMASHed has arrived!! And this week’s guest Ben recognizes one of the extras from Grindr. Amazing.
SMASHed welcomes Smash newbie Joel Hanek to the couch to discuss the finer points of full frontal nudity and whether “running lines with an 8 year old” is a euphemism for doing coke.
And then we asked 20 questions…
If anyone has answers, send ‘em my way!
This week’s SMASHed takes a trip to the Dirty South. John Brunson, ladies and gentleman!
Like Sean Hayes, this week’s SMASHed is off its meds! Which means it will play a drum solo on your breasts and slap you across the face. Pull up a staircase and watch!
And give a follow to this week’s guest @travishelwig!
The latest SMASHed (featuring the charming and witty @amateurgourmet) wonders, “Is Sean Hayes happy?” And what if Leonard & Bernstein were like Jimmy and his bro-sef? Glug glug glug.
When it comes to pop careers, the stars of Smash are moths to a flame. And that flame happens to be beige chairs, beige rooms, skinny font and an attention to legs.
Speaking of Smash, SMASHed:
Obligatory “You can’t talk about Katharine McPhee’s 2007 album without jamming out to her ode to open toed shoes co-written by Kara DioGuardi” link here.
Me + @michcoll + 4 bottles of wine = the sloppiest SMASHed yet. Warning: there will be showtune singalongs and John Goodman nightmares.
The new SMASHed is here (with the one and only Jeffery Self) and it’s extra epic! This one gets raunchy, folks…
Have you guys been watching @jambajim’s Smashed? Cause this…
If drinking wine was an Olympic sport a la figure skating, I’d win *at least* a silver. I mean, I’ve already mastered the double-handed gulp into the Harajuku girl giggle. And that takes PRACTICE yall.
