JIM CANTIELLO
If I won the PowerBall jackpot

I think we would buy a giant warehouse & make it a pinball hall of fame  / concert venue / record store. We’d hire a really awesome competent staff and pay them insanely well so that we wouldn’t have to work the crazy hours but we’d be able to pop in and play any pinball game or see any band’s show whenever we wanted.

What would you do?

My latest “Idol in a Minute” will cheer you up after sobbing through some gnarly hometown visits. Also, OMG LOOK MOM I’M ON “JEOPARDY!”

Oops! Forgot to post this yesterday!!

I was in a very 1990’s mood when I made my latest “Idol” recap.

And I share some big news!!

John Polly stops by the SMASHed couch and melts my brain with his killer wit (and gossip).

Spoiler alert: we gasp. A lot.

Bonus Michelle Collins (off-camera) in the credits!

SMASHed welcomes Smash newbie Joel Hanek to the couch to discuss the finer points of full frontal nudity and whether “running lines with an 8 year old” is a euphemism for doing coke.

And then we asked 20 questions…

If anyone has answers, send ‘em my way!

At the 2:30 mark, SMASHed gets its first official blooper.

NBC moved Smash to Saturdays so SMASHed just became a whole lot sloppier.  Shane Redsar stopped by to kill as many brain cells as possible using only brown booze and inept television.

“What a difference a vagina makes…”

The latest “Idol in a Minute” recap is jam-packed with insanity. Packed tighter than Lazaro’s pants, in fact.

Now have your way with it, internet!

My Idol In A Minute recap for Beatlezzz Week Weak.

How appropriate that in the end, Paul is dead!

Like Sean Hayes, this week’s SMASHed is off its meds! Which means it will play a drum solo on your breasts and slap you across the face. Pull up a staircase and watch!

And give a follow to this week’s guest @travishelwig!

The latest SMASHed (featuring the charming and witty @amateurgourmet) wonders, “Is Sean Hayes happy?” And what if Leonard & Bernstein were like Jimmy and his bro-sef? Glug glug glug.