Being a big time fancy pants executive producer on some of Bravo’s biggest hit shows didn’t stop Matt Anderson from appearing on the SMASHed couch. And he made it just in time for a Broadway sex tape AND a 400 year old chorus girl.

(But seriously. Having Matt on the show was such a treat for me. The next logical step is getting Spielberg to drunkenly recap The Real Housewives of New Jersey.)

The latest SMASHed has arrived!! And this week’s guest Ben recognizes one of the extras from Grindr. Amazing.

In the latest SMASHed, @internadam and I “share the doodles” while we drunkenly recap Smash.

Click to find out what that means.

And Tyler Oakley, hit me up for his number. ;)

John Polly stops by the SMASHed couch and melts my brain with his killer wit (and gossip).

Spoiler alert: we gasp. A lot.

Bonus Michelle Collins (off-camera) in the credits!

“What a difference a vagina makes…”

The latest “Idol in a Minute” recap is jam-packed with insanity. Packed tighter than Lazaro’s pants, in fact.

Now have your way with it, internet!

This week’s SMASHed takes a trip to the Dirty South. John Brunson, ladies and gentleman!

I made myself a Lazaro “No Problem” ringtone and figured I might as well share for free. Download link in the player.

And then watch this:

“Holy backstage drama! This is like ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race Untucked,’ only way gayer.”

In my new IDOL IN A MINUTE, I get in a fight with Sassy Lazaro. Don’t miss this one, folks…

“Billy on the Street” & “Kroll Show” writer Gabe Liedman stopped by SMASHed to help me figure out what the hell “AIDS SALSA” means.

My Idol In A Minute recap for Beatlezzz Week Weak.

How appropriate that in the end, Paul is dead!