JIM CANTIELLO

If I won the PowerBall jackpot

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:39:14 -0700

I think we would buy a giant warehouse & make it a pinball hall of fame / concert venue / record store. We’d hire a really awesome competent staff and pay them insanely well so that we wouldn’t have to work the crazy hours but we’d be able to pop in and play any pinball game or see any band’s show whenever we wanted.

What would you do?

Being a big time fancy pants executive producer on some of...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:59:56 -0700

Being a big time fancy pants executive producer on some of Bravo’s biggest hit shows didn’t stop Matt Anderson from appearing on the SMASHed couch. And he made it just in time for a Broadway sex tape AND a 400 year old chorus girl.

(But seriously. Having Matt on the show was such a treat for me. The next logical step is getting Spielberg to drunkenly recap The Real Housewives of New Jersey.)

My latest “Idol in a Minute” will cheer you up after...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:05:36 -0700

My latest “Idol in a Minute” will cheer you up after sobbing through some gnarly hometown visits. Also, OMG LOOK MOM I’M ON “JEOPARDY!”

The latest SMASHed has arrived!! And this week’s guest Ben...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:47:00 -0700

The latest SMASHed has arrived!! And this week’s guest Ben recognizes one of the extras from Grindr. Amazing.

Oops! Forgot to post this yesterday!! I was in a very...

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:46:00 -0700

Oops! Forgot to post this yesterday!!

I was in a very 1990’s mood when I made my latest “Idol” recap.

And I share some big news!!

SPRING HAS SPRUNG! And I’m sharing my on the road mix,...

Fri, 03 May 2013 00:06:14 -0700

SPRING HAS SPRUNG!

And I’m sharing my on the road mix, perfect for red-eye flights or bus rides.

free MP3 download (via my dropbox)

waywaw: Gif: Maybe Janelle Monáe. One of the best shows...

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:00:05 -0700

waywaw:

Gif: Maybe

Janelle Monáe. One of the best shows I’ve EVER seen. It was an early 7pm industry thing at Joe’s Pub. But she and her band burned the place down! Whipped the crowd into a swinging-from-the-rafters tabletop-dancing frenzy!!

And her new video is immaculate. Take it all in:

In the latest SMASHed, @internadam and I “share the...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:20:55 -0700

In the latest SMASHed, @internadam and I “share the doodles” while we drunkenly recap Smash.

Click to find out what that means.

And Tyler Oakley, hit me up for his number. ;)

John Polly stops by the SMASHed couch and melts my brain with...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 15:05:00 -0700

John Polly stops by the SMASHed couch and melts my brain with his killer wit (and gossip).

Spoiler alert: we gasp. A lot.

Bonus Michelle Collins (off-camera) in the credits!

My new “Idol in a Minute” diva week recap conquered...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:36:35 -0700

My new “Idol in a Minute” diva week recap conquered the ultimate diva: a failing hard drive. Sorry for the delay! Watch it now! (It’s a good one!)

In my free time I began recording a lo-fi bedroom Xanadu cover...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:22:31 -0700

In my free time I began recording a lo-fi bedroom Xanadu cover album because clearly the world needs one. Have a sneak peek at the first track.

SMASHed welcomes Smash newbie Joel Hanek to the couch to discuss...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 10:11:02 -0700

SMASHed welcomes Smash newbie Joel Hanek to the couch to discuss the finer points of full frontal nudity and whether “running lines with an 8 year old” is a euphemism for doing coke.

And then we asked 20 questions…

If anyone has answers, send ‘em my way!

“Wait, crazy Mariah Carey AND glitter? Is it 2001...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 07:29:40 -0700

“Wait, crazy Mariah Carey AND glitter? Is it 2001 again?!”

My new IDOL IN A MINUTE recap is ready to catch some predators!

At the 2:30 mark, SMASHed gets its first official blooper. NBC...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:19:57 -0700

At the 2:30 mark, SMASHed gets its first official blooper.

NBC moved Smash to Saturdays so SMASHed just became a whole lot sloppier. Shane Redsar stopped by to kill as many brain cells as possible using only brown booze and inept television.

Obsessed with our new LA tradition: Friday Feast! Tonight I...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 21:34:35 -0700

Obsessed with our new LA tradition: Friday Feast! Tonight I rocked lamb chops, Greek yogurt and herb sauce, and Jess made duck fat sweet potatoes, broccoli with parmesan, lemon & chili flakes and a Greek(ish) salad with a shallot vinaigrette.

“What a difference a vagina makes…” The latest...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 06:25:12 -0700

“What a difference a vagina makes…”

The latest “Idol in a Minute” recap is jam-packed with insanity. Packed tighter than Lazaro’s pants, in fact.

Now have your way with it, internet!

This week’s SMASHed takes a trip to the Dirty South. John...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 12:02:54 -0700

This week’s SMASHed takes a trip to the Dirty South. John Brunson, ladies and gentleman!

waywaw: Gif Set: Bradford Cox walking on Fallon. One of the...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:25:34 -0700

waywaw:

Gif Set: Bradford Cox walking on Fallon.

One of the many reasons @waywaw is the best. He gifts me gifs that he knows only I will care about. <3

I made myself a Lazaro “No Problem” ringtone and...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 06:50:03 -0700

I made myself a Lazaro “No Problem” ringtone and figured I might as well share for free. Download link in the player.

And then watch this:

“Holy backstage drama! This is like ‘RuPaul’s...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 05:59:31 -0700

“Holy backstage drama! This is like ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race Untucked,’ only way gayer.”

In my new IDOL IN A MINUTE, I get in a fight with Sassy Lazaro. Don’t miss this one, folks…