JIM CANTIELLO

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March 2011

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“While working with Naima, Jimmy Iovine confirmed what I’ve been suspecting all along. If he was in your group of friends, he’d be the one to tell you to jump over the barbed wire, drunk-text your ex, or, in this case, add a spoken word intro to your already batsh*t reggae Elton John cover on American Idol.” —

-Read the rest of my “Idol” recap for Elton John night HERE!

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Cricket Scores (Memory Tapes Remix) Boy 8-Bit

#todaystune: Boy 8-Bit - Cricket Scores (Memory Tapes Remix) 

This one goes out to @calevis24.

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“Ladies and gentleman, Tony Montana sings Lionel Richie’s greatest hits! “Hello! Yis it me yo loookeeng for. Say hello to my little friend. My soul patch.” —

Read my FULL recap of “Idol’s” Motown night HERE!

Mar 26, 2011
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Mar 26, 2011
“Paul McDonald has a cold.
Eee-i-eee-i-oh.
He’s got a frog stuck in his throat.
Eee-i-eee-i-oh.
With a bad note here.
And a glazed-eye there.
Here a cough. There a tweak. Everywhere a squeak squeak.
Did it sound any different from previous weeks?
Eee-i-eee-i-NO.”
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Read my full recap of “American Idol X’s” Top 12 “Songs From The Year They Were Born Aka Songs From The Year Jim Made Out With A Girl While Watching ‘Kuffs’ At The Brookhaven Multiplex” episode HERE.

                

Mar 26, 2011
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Mar 12, 2011
“Casey Abrams sang about getting high with his friends and I totally believed him, man.” —

-Read my full recap of “American Idol X’s” Top 13 performance show HERE!

   

Mar 12, 2011
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Mar 12, 2011
“Ashthon picked a recent Monica slow-jam that sounds like it should be sung by a porn star at the end of a long day at work. “I got love all over me”? Ick! Take a shower, lady.” —

-Read my full recap of “American Idol X’s” Top 12 Girls Performance show HERE!

            

  

Mar 12, 2011
“Tim Halperin clearly suffers from Boring White Guy Syndrome. Symptom A: Choosing a Rob Thomas song. Symptom B: Referring to his competition as “brothers.” Symptom C: Not looking comfortable on stage unless he’s playing piano. Symptom D: Having a friend who looks like Peter Jackson. Symptom E: Rob. Effing. Thomas. Song.” —

Read my full recap of “American Idol X’s” Top 12 Boys performance show HERE!

                     

Mar 12, 2011
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